Things to do whilst on the sick from work.......
I am currently on indefinate sick-leave due to a serious leg fracture, so far I just seem to be spending all day on the internet and then getting seriously drunk all night, seven days a week with extra enphasis on the drinking at weekends. Watching my weight rise is another spectator sport, I blame the all the wrong food, after all there's no fat in alcohol. The highlight of my long days are spooking the odd telesales callers. I agree to everything they sell and protract their sales driven inane conversations to the max, only to cut them off halfway through my fake credit card number. Oh what joy, when the reps turn up and I pretend to be mentally disabled on my crutches. My best to date was the double glazing saleman, who I asked in to measure up the window in my washing machine door! Then there was the loft insulation guy who I asked to lift down some boxes from the attic (in sympathy for me), but I kept saying "just one more" till he'd cleared my loft, then I laughed at his quote and showed him the door. Another good one is parking in the disabled spaces (without a blue badge) and waiting for the busybody or jobsworth to come and have a go, then clamber out of the car onto your crutches and watch the blood drain from their faces in total embarrassment. I could go on, there must be others I've not tried yet, please advise...
(minky, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 21:32, Reply)