Shit free gifts
Somewhere near the beginning of secondary school some representatives from a particular bank came in to talk to us about giving them money and what not. To help enticesnare us we were offered a free CD! Well, I was sold. Being a HUGE music fan at the age of 13 I could get a free album that none of my peers would have even heard of. Hmm..Green Day’s Nimrod, perhaps. Or New Found Glory’s eponymous album. Oh I would be the talk of the schoolyard.
I hurridly filled in the paperwork, turned to the last sheet, about to demand my anarchic disc when I see a series of checkboxes.

Oh.

Small print you bastard.

The "Free CD!!!" was a choice, from a list of about 8 options.
Attempting to make the best of the situation, I thought a hilarious choice was in order: Big Willie Style. Oh how I chortled at the thought of everybody opening their matching Definitely Maybe’s as I pulled the greatest rap album in history from its cardboard prison. But what’s this? That’s not Will Smith. And what’s this note say? “Sorry your choice was unavailable, we hope you find the replacement suitable.”

I peered down as the laugher around me crescendoed and saw this:
tinyurl.com/yjxmos7
(TheColonel, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:37, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And?
Creed are a bloody good rock band!
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:44, Reply)

indeed
i'd rather have got this than Big WIllie Style.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Seriously?
God-bothering pussy rock?
(TheColonel, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)