Oh Uncomely
Everyone loves these stories. The times that someone who, well to be as nice as possible 'wasn't your type' decided to try their luck with amusing usually drunken results.

What's the funniest way in which you've escaped such advances, or even if not escaped, just the funniest occassion you can remember this happening. I seem to recall a certain friend of mine attempting to sabotage my attempts to escape from one such woman. I had managed to avoid her relatively well up until this stage but my friend decided to talk to her for a while, I had no idea what they were saying for a while there actually I thought she'd decided to give him a shot, but I've no doubt he was probably saying something along the lines of "Oh yeah he really likes you he was telling me just a little while ago you should definitely try to talk to him" that smug bastard. I'll never quite forget his grin as he yells "Stumps, Mel needs you" she had become quite drunk so I stupidly thought she needed help like having collapsed or needing to puke or something, big mistake because in fact he just wanted to watch me squirm as I was rudely pulled to the kitchen floor where she had taken residence in an excruciatingly awkward situation whilst he walked away chuckling.

Fortunately I escaped using my suave social manouvre of wrenching my arms free and nervously exclaiming "errr I've gotta go over there now" and walking 2 and a half metres to the other side of the room.
(StumpsForArms&NoEyebrows, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 15:14, Reply)