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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Being put in your placetell us stories of how you were put in your place, or how you put someone else in their place.
For example:
When dating a single mother a few years back, we took her littl'un to a petting farm. On this farm was a shire horse, which I petted and to reassure the littl'un, said:
"he's lovely and friendly"
To which my missus replied:
"It's a girl, it's got a kid", pointing out the foal nearby
"He might have adopted" I retort
She checks under the hood, "nope definitely a girl"
"Maybe he tucks"
This went on for a while, then I thought I had it sussed, and proudly announced:
"There's an easy way to settle this - will everyone who is a girl please raise their hand"
The horse raised its hoof onto the fence, and I never heard the bloody end of it.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 18:35,
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