Caught red-handed
A few months into our teenage relationship, we began to get somewhat amorous on her kitchen floor. (The future) Mrs Sandettie slipped a leg out of her jeans and we made like the beast with two backs. However, her dad walked in.

How have you been caught red-handed? Be it scrumping for apples or found standing over your partner with a meat cleaver as they lay on the floor in a growing pool of claret.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

many years ago
the girl at the time I was shagging (literally) we were doing the reverse cowboy when my dad walked in, stared for a couple of seconds and then said 'nice tits' turned around and walked out.....
(Kip, Sat 15 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Haha.
I moved back in with my old boy for about a year after running out of money when I was at Uni. I came back from the pub one night with a lady that looked somewhat similar to Grotbags.

After getting down to it in my room, my dad had obviously heard the noise as I furiously munched on her box and came barging into the room. He thought it was the TV and was apparently coming in to tell me to "keep the fucking noise down" when he was greeted by the sight of his youngest son writhing around on what appeared to be a mass of whale blubber.

He fucking laughed his head off. After he composed himself (which took far too long), he laughed his way right back out again. I could still hear him laughing as he went to bed.

Thanks dad.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:28, Reply)