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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Stories of encounters with monkeys or other aggressive animalsone time, I was in phetchaburi, trying to find these caves but was rather lost
and I bought a bunch of tiny bananas for 10 baht from this prune-like old woman with no teeth and flies. I stepped away from her stall and took my bag off my back so I could the bananas in and the BAM! this big fucking monkey leaps out of nowhere and yoinks the bananas right off me and then scurries back a couple of feet and sits his fat ass down. Just litteraly four feet away from me, he's not scared of reprisals, he's clearly the man or rather the monkey around here, he's got a couple of bellies on the go and he's standing his ground. So I'm trying to figure out how to get my bananas back, should I just grab them? will he bite me and give me rabies? maybe I could just growl at him to scare him away? and then the little bastard goes and pisses on the bananas while he's just sitting there and I decide that he can keep the bananas after all and walk off leaving the cackiling old woman to her flies
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