how would you improve your job?
When I answer the phone, I rattle off the little script in a "warm and friendly manner" This script includes the company name and my name but lately I've been getting a lot of calls where the very first thing people say is "what's your name?"
FUCK YOU! that's my fucking name bitch
is what I often feel like replying
what's the deal? do you really need to know my name in order for me to be a good phone monkey and help you out? NO YOU FUCKING DON'T! and if you did really want to know my name so you can mutter it to yourself while you wank on the toilet, why the fuck didn't you fucking listen when I answered the fucking phone in the first place you fuck? especially the bit where I go "My name is....."
if bothers me, I don't like giving out my name, if people ask my full name I refuse to give it to them, I don't see why they should have it just because they ask for it in a snotty manner, especially as I'm the onyl phone monkey in the entire company with this first name anyway
they can wear false name tags in virgin megastor so why can't we give out false names on the phone
or even better if we could tell one customer per day to go fuck a goat
eh?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:26, Reply)