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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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The Policeare a thirsty lot.
When I called them after I'd been broken into, a young lad pitched up. He noted that that must have been a massive kick to the door to break in (in fact that had been me. When I tried to open the door, the inside chain was on, so I'd no choice but to kick the door in). The robber's entry had been through the window. He asked me what had been taken, so I started reeling off what i could obviously not see - computer, CDs,etc.
Halfway through the list of missing items, he asked, 'did they take your kettle?' A bit put out, I replied 'well, no'.
Cheeky fucker then said 'then mine's a coffee.'
I was so taken aback/in admiration of his utter, utter nerve, I actually ended up making him one.
If I were only ten years younger...
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