Bastards
We've all met, and probably know, dozens of people who when it really comes down to it are in fact wankers. Intense bastards. For instance...

I used to work in the catering bit for a big old posh public school, basically serving food and cleaning. The head chef was/is this giant sweaty fat rude ignorant lecherous twat, who'd spend 20 minutes shouting at people because they'd put the tomatoes in the tub upside down. Anyway...
After I'd left the job two of my friends still worked there, and he hated them even more then he seemed to hate most people. After they had both left the fat dick chef then confessed to the other employees (we know other friends that still work there, lord knows why) that the reason he didn't like these two was because he was walking past the staff room one day, and they were making out. Not only is this a blatent lie (both being straight, with girlfriends), but he seemed to imagine that two males kissing was a justifiable reason to hate them.

I forget what I was talking about.
( jme, Wed 26 May 2004, 11:16, Reply)