I had to wash dishes for a year
Hundreds of the fuckers - I got to know every single piece of cutlery, and by the last week, you know what I did?

I STOLE MY FAVOURITE SPOON!!!

Oh yeah, that showed 'em, they never knew what hit 'em, yeah, one spoon down, hah! Take that, spoon under-appreciators!!!



...I think they won *sob*.
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:21, 4 replies)

excellent
Do you still have it?
( rofl harris, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:37, closed)

Sadly, yes
I carry it in my bag with me everywhere I go, but mainly as a reference to a convoluted personal in joke whereby I can ask someone in German 'Excuse me, do you have a small plastic spoon?' - if anyone stops me on the street and asks me for a spoon I can give them one...a spoon that is.

My favourite spoon was chubby :)
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:47, closed)

click
that made me chuckle.... I stole a appletiser glass from the restaurant where i worked... it was bendy...
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, closed)

I also
had a favourite spoon at my old dishwashing job.

It was not at all like the other spoons (the poor thing), being far more pointy and really not suited for soup consumption at all. Needless to say I felt so terribly sorry for it since I'm sure it was ridiculed on a daily basis by the other, more popular and standard spoons in any number of cruel, heartless ways. Each day I wished for the courage to take the rejected little fellow away from all that and give it a good home in my cutlery drawer, away from all the hate and utensil bigotry...

Then I realized it was a fork.
(Uncle Washy, Sun 25 May 2008, 5:08, closed)