throwing pens at a ladyman
Working at Woolworths in Croydon wasn't exactly a highlight of my career, I joined the entertainment team, working on the music counter which constisted of four women and one very effeminate, hallitosis inflicted maryqueen.

This chap was in charge and took exception to me instantly, as I was bringing a distinctly male flavour to his coven of till harpies, who until I turned up spent the days talking about periods and knitting.

The one thing which got to me was that we were able to play any cd of our choosing to the entire store through it's pa system, basically the only thing which made the day bearable was being able to play Fila Brazillia or putting on Curtis Mayfields 'If There's Hell Below' which starts with him screaming "NIGGERS!!" into the microphone.

We all took it in turns to choose, except that when my turn came he would stop the cd mid song on the first track, then replace it with Boyzones greatest hits. When I complained he would give me a filthy look, a catty remark and then flounce off to the stockroom.

This all came to a head when he docked me a days wages for phoning in sick 5 minutes after the alloted time I had a little shout and was called up to the staffroom. I knew I was going to be unfairly sacked by this retard and I threw the biggest hissyfit known to man.

I screamed at him and told him exactly what I thought about him, then grabbed a great big handfull of pens and started throwing them one at a time as hard as I could at his face while I kept up the torrent of abuse. It culminated with him cowering on the floor wailing as I rained pens down onto his head, then before he could tell me i was sacked, I shouted "I quit!" and walked out of the door.
(drshipman iz in yr shower killing yr nan, Wed 28 May 2008, 7:45, 4 replies)

That
is one hell of a mental image.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:11, closed)

ladyman throwing pens
Er, remind me, which one was the effeminate one?
(dolbster, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:13, closed)

Excellent!
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(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 29 May 2008, 0:01, closed)

Pens?
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( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 29 May 2008, 0:46, closed)