i was all set to quit my last relationship
but she got there first in the end, telling me i was immature, emotionally retarded and commitment-phobic.
i'm 20, we'd been dating a month, and i had expressed a slight dislike to her discussions of 'settling down' and moving in together.
hey ho, she was bad in bed anyway.

not really relevant, but this qotw's died a horrible death anyway.
(charlottebronte stalking through the moors, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:17, 21 replies)

"immature, emotionally retarded and commitment-phobic"
you have to pick at least one out of those three to be on b3ta. I chose commitment-phobic.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:21, closed)

Ooooh, oooh, Miss *puts hand up*
Can I have the first two then?
( djtrialprice, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:28, closed)

I'm finding it difficult to choose
so I'll need to go for all three.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:33, closed)

Hmmm.
I can be all three. BUt mostly (1). Sometimes.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:35, closed)

I'll go for the first two,
and can I add a third of my own? Socially inept.
(Belgaer is, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:48, closed)

I'll have to go with
Option 3)
Although all are applicable.
( Cawl, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:51, closed)

By the way,
your profile needs updating. It says you're 19. :)
(Belgaer is, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:52, closed)

Who?
Who's 19?
( Cawl, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:57, closed)

No-one,
as she said she's 20 on the thread.

(Emily Bronte)
(Belgaer is, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:00, closed)

Got it.
I was slightly confused.
As it's off-topic Thursday, how's the job-search going?
( Cawl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:05, closed)

I prefer
4) Social cripple
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:10, closed)

As the thingy mabobby... Uhm, sig suggest, got an interview at 3pm, will be leaving in about an hour.
Otherwise it's going okayish. Signed up to a few agencies and I've been applying to alot of places. One of my dad's friends suggested trying to get on with a police call centre agency thingy, 'cause they're always looking for work. Will do that when I get back from my interview.
(Belgaer is, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:29, closed)

Oooh,
Didn't notice that.
Well, good luck!
( Cawl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:41, closed)

Thanks,
got any tips on how to stop your chin bleeding?

I've not cut myself more than 2ce the whole time I've been shaving, yet today I managed 3 times... Grr.

Now my chin just won't stop bleeding and I cut it like 40 mins ago.
(Belgaer is, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:44, closed)

Yep.
Get a teaspoon, heat it up in the oven, and then press it firmly to the bleeding areas.
( Cawl, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

you're asking a thread
where Kaol is present, about stopping bleeding?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:45, closed)

She said that!!!
If I met a girl who was all those things - I would instantly fall in love.

Which means I would not be a commitment phobe.

And I would want to get a good job so I could support her and our children.

Which means I wouldn’t be immature

At least I will always be emotionally retarded. Although that may have something to do with all the pills I take at the weekend (comedowns are a bitch).

If I had a happy relationship and children I wouldn’t be able to do them pills

Im confused

I think you should of told her that she is making you that way because she is clearly a judgemental control freak..perhaps
( KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:46, closed)

ohh ohh
I'll take one and two please bob.
(oeb, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:47, closed)

It's okay, it's stopped now.
I'll be wearing a white shirt though, so I need to make sure I don't knock it.
(Belgaer is, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:06, closed)

"immature, emotionally retarded and commitment-phobic"
That makes it sound like a bad thing.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 May 2008, 14:51, closed)

I'll have immature
because growing up is overrated.

Emotionally retarded? Hmm....if that means throws hissy fits like a three year old...erm....only in private - to the world I am an emotional heavyweight - full of shit gravitas.

Commitment-phobic? Erm...depends what I'm committing to I suppose....Nah, I couldn't be described as commitment-phobic - I've been married twice!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:00, closed)