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It Came From Planet Aylia says: "My husband's mad Auntie Joan accused the man seven doors down of stealing her milk as he was the first black neighbour she had. She doesn't even get her milk delivered." Tell us about casual racism from oldies.

Thanks to Brayn Dedd who suggested this too

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My girlfriend's* Irish nan
I have an obviously islamic name (I rejected all that religion bollocks a long time ago) and I also happen to have more than a hint of the old mediterranean swarthiness about me. Beige skin, black hair, a bit beardy.

Upon being introduced to me, she enquired, "So are you a Protestant or a Catholic?".

Being in the house of an Irish grandmother, I merely diverted the conversation towards the subject of a lovely cup of tea, and all was swiftly forgotten.



*I was going through a straight phase, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:23, 8 replies)
So, just because she's Irish you assume she would dislike you if you said you weren't christian?
You massive racist.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:51, closed)
yes.
Bloody foreigners taking our women.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:49, closed)
Reminds me of the old joke
about the guy out and about in Belfast, when someone steps out of the shadows and presses a gun into his ribs.

"Tell me quick, are you a Protestant or a Catholic?"

"Hell" he thinks; "how am I going to get out of this one?".

Suddenly he has an idea.

"Actually old lad, I'm Jewish" he says.

"Boy oh boy" chuckles the gunman, "I must be the luckiest Arab in Belfast tonight!"
(richardm, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:14, closed)
I have a mate from Northern Ireland
When asked the classic "Are you a protestant or catholic question", he replied "I'm an atheist."

"OK, but are you a protestant atheist or a catholic atheist?"

It runs very deep...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 16:16, closed)
You get protestant and catholic muslims in Glasgow.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 18:44, closed)
I assume one can tell
From whether they support one footie team or the other?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 23:28, closed)
Yeah, I fucking hate Partick Thistle too...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:00, closed)
Prezackly.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:08, closed)

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