Just this weekend
Myself and the lady friend were at an older style pub which houses an old glass and wood telephone booth. The girl was clowning around and jumps into the booth to make a call on her phone. Que me stepping into the box and unleashing a devastatingly horrendous fart and before she could react exited and held the door shut firmly to the sound of her slowly weakening protests.
Take that.
(technocore, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 1:14, 9 replies)

¿qué?

(Sloppy Giuseppe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:09, closed)

This lazy racism
is ruining b3ta.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:42, closed)

"Cue",
for fuck's sake.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:42, closed)

I thought pubs were
for over 18's only.
(username failed moderation, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:43, closed)

"Lady friend" = "mother".
"Older style pub" = "place with older people in it" - i.e. a regular pub.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:59, closed)

It really is bad enough that you use the lazy 'cue' instead of actually writing something decent, but as has been pointed out
at least you could use the correct version.

edit: Bugger, I said I'd reign my snark in. So I better add something nice...um...hey, at least it was short!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:20, closed)

You are all heart Scarpe.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:33, closed)

I'm fucking lovely I am.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:59, closed)

Wow,zing, you guys got me
I'll be screaming myself to sleep tonight
(technocore, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:51, closed)