boosh
I can't believe some of the things people are posting as "Acts of Evil"

Most of them are just silly kiddie pranks?! And as for the ones about jumping out on people and making them scared. Are they serious?

I was going to post about how i got arrested for finding a dead pigeon by the fryers at one of my teenage restaurant jobs, battered it, deep fried it and put it in with the chicken kievs and then had it served to a customer.

Or the time i made a ramp on a 40mph road on a foggy night and covered it with black cloth so you couldn't see it, cars were getting genuine air and then smashing their front ends to pieces upon landing..

But i'll probably get lynched judging by the gentle tales of silly tomfoolery on here, and lack of genuinely evil acts! ;)
(boosh, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:15, 34 replies)

Hey boosh, nice to see someone taking this QOTW seriously!
Gets a click from me ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:29, closed)

Ahem.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:31, closed)

Tell us about the time you killed an raped the occupants of that orphanage.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:47, closed)

In fairness they were asking for it

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:05, closed)

Hey, congrats on being a bellend and all that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:47, closed)

You silly man.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:49, closed)

Those are certainly things to be proud of, and you should brag about them in great detail.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:00, closed)

IN JAIL

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:01, closed)

no no no, it's IRONIC.
or a sort of meta qotw. or something. either way, it's shit.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:03, closed)

Oh if only it were.
Check his old posts.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:03, closed)

Here he is, persuading his mate to try and kill himself with a mixed-drug overdose.
b3ta.com/questions/stupiddares/post96916
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:13, closed)

And people wonder why we troll this place.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:16, closed)

I like how taking the piss out of this stuff makes you the bad guy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:27, closed)

How dare we make fun of something on a website based around making fun of something.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:29, closed)

Thank you.
For your White Knighting.
You have saved us all with your masterful trolling from all those awful qotw posters.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:03, closed)

Gosh, White Knighting and Trollng in one post!
Multi-tasking ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 0:02, closed)

Interesting use of the Legless Defence By Proxy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:02, closed)

Yes
I'm sure that guys family would have understood if the overdose had have killed him. I mean, it was a lark, right? All bets are off!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:22, closed)

fucking hell.
attempted murderlols.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:09, closed)

holy fuck

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:14, closed)

Qotw, sanctuary for the mentally unbalanced, ladies and gentlemen.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:16, closed)

I don't think this guy's mentally imbalanced,
I think he's just a cunt.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:28, closed)

Getting your mate to overdose on purpose sounds pretty mentally unbalanced to me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:29, closed)

Maybe some sort of psychopathy,
but I don't actually think that's classed as a sort of madness.

Still, here's the definition according to Wikipedia:

Psychopathy (/saɪˈkɒpəθi/[1][2]) is a personality disorder characterized by a pervasive pattern of disregard for, or violation of, the rights of others. It is defined in different ways, but can involve a lack of empathy or remorse, false emotions, selfishness, grandiosity or deceptiveness; it can also involve impulsiveness, irritability, aggression, or inability to perceive danger and protect one's self.

Bingo!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:33, closed)

Haha, oh man, I hope he gets cancer.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:21, closed)

I especially like the one where he tricks a friendly stranger into drinking his piss
What a charming fellow he is!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:30, closed)

I'm assuming he only gave him piss because he was Indian, so it's fair enough, really.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:33, closed)

Yeah, he was almost definitely Indian too
Must have been
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:34, closed)

Well played on battering a dead pigeon without plucking it first.
How many years did you get for attempted murder for the ramp prank?
No wait, you probably got away with it, speeding off in your accord.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:21, closed)

Also, why have you started this story by posting your username?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:33, closed)

Not just a psychopath, but a sociopath too!
He's quite the catch
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:35, closed)

I assumed it was about the mighty boosh
and thus was quite prepared to intensely dislike him before I even read the stories
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:47, closed)

That is a fair assumption.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:49, closed)

I guess I'll have to hang my head in shame,
what with me never having tried to kill anyone, and all.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:06, closed)