Random Acts of EvilMr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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My farts are evil.If I lay off the beer (especially Guinness), I don't fart. So to keep the peace (and GF), I don't drink during the week.
Once, having been stinking the bar out, I was ordered to "Go outside!" when I had one imminent, so off I ran, out the door and played the trumpet loud and clear - and promptly made a smoker hovering by the door throw up.
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snee held his breath since, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 7:37,
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Tears coming downthis made me laugh :)
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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Old gruntlebum's vom inducing botty burpsNice work sir. I've heard of that happening in an enclosed space, where noxious lingering farts have been left in a toilet or lift. But in the open air, that's impressive.
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