Random Acts of EvilMr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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My dad reckoned that this morning he "may have accidentally* mixed the packed lunches of me and him."The lying bastard. In revenge I stamped on our pet kitten.*
*I was also masturbating while I did this.
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Trollman, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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I like this.Needs more cock-punching, though.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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^^this^^...Also, I don't think it counts as 'evil' as your behaviour is completely justifiable.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:29,
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Welcome to the 'wanking off over dead kittens club'.*Makes badge*
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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By "mixed the packed lunches of me and him"Do you actually mean "we had a bumming session, me and my dad, and I enjoyed every minute of it"?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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We have a pet kitten?(, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:09, closed)
Family breakdown!More from Jeremy Kyle, after the break...
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:14,
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You know what monsterI would go on his show just to hear him yell at me to get off his stage.
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*had (, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:20, closed)
Maybe it is still wrapped up in the attic from christmas.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:42,
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