Why do so many posters believe in "instant karma"?
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( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 23:48, 14 replies)

Because they're deluded cunts.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 0:41, closed)

They misread the side of a Mr Bens jar?

(badgerlikespeed, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 3:28, closed)

The endless search
for a simple answer.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 4:16, closed)

Pfft!
Kids these days, expect it all handed to them on a plate.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 4:55, closed)

They've failed to use logic to override their brain's need to find patterns in life.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:30, closed)

It's all Earl Hickey's fault
that fucking cunt
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:10, closed)

Because it exists and is real.
I should fucking know, I heard it in a Nike commercial.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:13, closed)

cos it was a great album

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:15, closed)

because everyone's loves mild microwaved curries

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:33, closed)

It's that scouse knob Lennons fault

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:07, closed)

Instant Karma?
Just add boiling water
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:02, closed)

There's no way to say this without sounding like a Knowitall Nigel
But I'll say it anyway. The popular perception of karma is quite far removed from what the concept really refers to.

It's more accurate to think of a pendulum of action-reaction that works on a global scale. For instance you have a bloody great war and wholesale slaughter of Jews and minorities, and as a result Jews get given their own country ostensibly free of oppression, minorities get their rights fought for and won, and it's (hopefully) very unlikely there will ever be another war on that scale.

It is most definitely not when Jason steals your biscuits then falls down a manhole.
(Eukanuba, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:15, closed)

Well then
I'm starting a religion where that is exactly the definition. Anyone want to apply for priesthood? I'll send you a framed diploma for only £245.99.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:56, closed)

I made you a logo for your church
That'll be £500 for graphic design expenses.


(Eukanuba, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:57, closed)