The age of chivalry is not dead
Making a train journey a few winters ago from Cardiff - Chester the train terminated at Craven Arms due to a gas leak. As we were the first train affected we had to wait some time before any replacement coaches appeared.
To my complete surprise I got talking to a young lady. It was a chilly evening and she was not dressed for the conditions. I detected a shiver so I offered her my coat at which point she backed away.
(jvz, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:15, 7 replies)

Is that it?
It's not really that kind to go around worrying young ladies.
(Natrix, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:31, closed)

It was better for you that she said no, it makes it much harder for the police to find your DNA on her body later on.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:59, closed)

Were you wearing anything under the coat?
That's your problem, right there.
(username failed moderation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:08, closed)

by 'coat'
you mean 'crotchless straitjacket', don't you?
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:17, closed)

This is much better if read in a Michael Palin-Mr. Anchovy/Pewtey voice.

(roysin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:08, closed)

...so you raped and killed her?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:16, closed)

Not necessarily in that order...

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:45, closed)