Random Snog #1
Turning out time at my local pub. I am standing outside with some friends, chatting and wondering whose place we're going to go to for a few spliffs and a hand of cards when it dawns on me that I've left my jacket inside.

The door is closed, but I walk back in, push the door open and come face to face with a short, drunk woman that I don't recognise.

Who immediately reaches up, grabs my face and gives me a big wet kiss, with tongues.

That's odd enough. What's odder is that the guy behind her - a pub regular whom I know only in passing - walks out behind her, turns and whispers ever so gently in my ear "Whatever you do, don't take her home. She's a police informer". Whereupon both of them disappear out of the door.

It took me a while to locate my jacket and by the time I came out they'd both gone. I never saw the woman again. To this day I have no idea whether the guy was telling the truth or whether he'd conceived this as a cunning plan to stop someone else stealing the bird he'd pulled.
(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 21 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)