I live in a small place in the Pennines where a well-known comedy series was set
The post office queue is the most interesting one I've ever stood in. Health and safety laws do not apply, here. The butchers do sell special stuff from under the counter. String is the preferred choice of means to hold up trousers. We have the best selection of mullets in Britain.

I've never seen a chain-smoking transexual taxi driver, though. You have to go to Sheffield for that.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:23, 3 replies)

It also boasts
A row of houses with tiny front doors and a capacious public toilet
(57841, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:49, closed)

I read that as "a capricious public toilet"
and thought that I wouldn't want to use a lavatory prone to sudden mood and/or behaviour swings
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:41, closed)

I used to work in Hadfield,
I very probably delivered your green bin. Sorry.
(Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 18:10, closed)