World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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After a messy night out, I left my phone in a taxi.I phoned the company and yes, they had it. My pal was up from England and he loves a bit of the old Nazi based patter whenever we meet up. Anyways, we drive down to the taxi place in Johnstone, a very tired and grim town in Scotland. It is a Sunday about 5pm and the town centre is dead.
When all of a sudden a youth of about 11/12 literally goosesteps round the corner, complete with an inch of black electricians tape on his top lip. Yes, he even had a Hitles 'tache. He Seig Heil'd his way right down the high street, he wasn't laughing, or fooling about or even put out, it seemed like the most normal thing in the world for him.
We just looked at each other in shocked glee, too cuntstruck to even take a photo.
(, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 22:52, Reply)
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