World of RandomThere's a pile of scrap timber, rubble and general turds in the road opposite my work with a hand-written sign reading "Free Shed". Tell us about random, completely hatstand stuff and people you've seen
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38)
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Random for himDriving out the end of my street last night on my way to play football, I spotted a good mate out for a jog in the sunshine. As I drove past him, I lowered the window and bellowed out 'Pick that fucking speed up you lazy CUNT!' and drove off chuckling.
Chuckles which died immediately as I observed a complete stranger in my rear view mirror - some poor bastard out for a spot of exercise had been given totally random abuse from a passing vehicle.
Too embarrassed to go back and apologise, I did the decent thing and floored it out of sight. If you are a recently-insulted Bournemouth jogger, then I apologise :-(
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:27, Reply)
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