I bumped into my own double
Almost literally - walked around a corner and nearly collided. We looked up and did a comedy double-take.

His name was Dick. Mine isn't (though I have been called one).

A friend introduced us to his new girlfriend, who was the spit of his (recently) ex wife. He couldn't see it, though everyone else was thinking "replacement, much?"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:13, 2 replies)

why would he want to go out with his ex wife's spit?
saliva isn't well known for being a good conversationalist, or good in bed...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:19, closed)

saliva
may not be good in bed, but it's jolly handy.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, closed)

I had a double at school, a few years older than me
He had the unfortunate nickname "Pob", meaning that I spent a good few years being called "little Pob" :(
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:34, closed)

Ha! If I'd have gone to school with mine, I'd have been Little Dick
So count yourself lucky.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47, closed)