
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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I've been to the dentist once in 16 years, and I crapped it.
I told him not to touch my teeth with anything metal or I would puke with fear.
But he tried anyway, and I nearly bit his finger off.
He thought I was taking the piss, but I was actually trying to stop myself from running away or puking.
He thinks i got off lucky by not suing me.
I think he got off lucky by NOT seeing my impression of Linda Blair.
I'll be waiting another 16 years before I can go again.
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:09, Reply)
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