
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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World cup time last year. I had left work, went to the pub, watched a game and one beer led to another led to another etc as it does. So it was about 11pm and I'm cycling home through a quiet part of SE1 on my way home and I'm cycling along with no hands and my arms out straight. Like I said it was a quiet street. It was summer. i was drunk.
In a split second I came across a parked car with one of those plastic engerland flags sticking out of the side window. It was the same height as my outstretched arms and instinctively I grabbed it. i don't know why. I didn't think at all. I'm old enough to know better for fucks sake. I gave up petty vandalism over 20 years ago. [ahem]
Anyway the engine started. the driver had just got into his car. i shat myself.
He gunned it after me in his car down the road and all that money i had just spent on beer was wasted. i sobered up immediately and lost him by going through a kiddies park on a housing estate in the elephant and castle.
finally when i couldn't hear his car behind me anymore i looked at the flag, it was all old and faded and at the bottom in big blue letters it said MILLWALL. fuck i was lucky.
i support Millwall but I doubt that would have helped in the situation if he'd caught me and especially as we'd just gone down.
so i'm very sorry mate about your flag. it looked like a family heirloom
( , Fri 23 Feb 2007, 11:39, Reply)
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