
We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
( , Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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Waiting for a taxi in a dodgy little cabbie office/waiting room in Northampton, bout 3:30 AM. Pished as a newt.
Fella bursts in wearing a white shirt which is drenched with his own blood as he appears to have a fucked up broken nose which is leaking claret like a barrel with a hole in it.
Fella strides up to the bored looking cabbie boss behind the manditory scratched glass screen with a little hole in it like at the post office.
And what does the bloody man say? You'd think something like: 'Help, call the rozzers, I've just had my face smashed in.' But no... this fella says something that was both bizzare and oddly terrifying. He says:
'You got a bit of wood, mate?'
Now, this didnt really make any sense. And what happened next was a bit Twin Peaks. Without changing his bored expression the cabbie boss fella reaches down behind the counter and brings out a great big 4 x 4 and hands it over to blood boy.
Who, armed with a great big lump of tree, goes outside and starts beating the shit out of someone with it.
I swear I thought I was tripping, but seven pints of Stella really dosnt make that happen.
( , Fri 23 Feb 2007, 13:59, Reply)
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