When were you last really scared?We'd been watching the Shining. We were staying in an old church building. In hindsight, taking the shortcut home after midnight, in the mist, through the old graveyard was a bad idea.
I'm not sure what started it, but suddenly all the hairs on my neck had gone up and I was crapping myself. It was almost as bad as when, after a few cups of coffee too many and buzzing on caffeine, I got freaked out by my own reflection in the toilets.
When were you last really scared?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43)
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Death Slide DoomWhen i was about 8 we went to a local adventure park style place with a huge death slide. Many a time i'd pluck up the courage to get to the top sit on the edge, look death in the eye and then bottle it and do the walk of shame back down the stairs.
But one day cracked up on coke and sweets i was determined, so up i went. Being of a young age and cracked to the max on sugar, i hadn't been to the loo all day. Up i sat, jumped off the edge and promptly shat myself.. the nastiest trail of poo you've ever see all up my back and streaked down the slide. Best bit was all the kids coming down after me, and the parents brushing trying to wipe off the innocent looking wet dirt, and instead copping a touch of my love mud.
Being 8 i did what any kid would do, ran off to find some girls to wipe me pants on.
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two_hats_shakir is going break dancing after his tea, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 15:59,
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