My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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I regret taking a phone callI was in the middle of having sex with a gorgeous girlie when the phone rang and I answered it...
The phonecall was from my wife!
EDIT - There's more:
BIGGER REGRET was my comment when I found out it was her. Girlie and I were having a little bondage fun, so I said "I'm sorry dear, I can't talk right now, I'm a little tied up at the moment..." thereby causing girlie to burst out laughing, thereby revealing her presence impailed on my manhood to the missus.
(, Sun 8 Oct 2006, 16:46, Reply)
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