My Greatest RegretsWhen I was still quite young, I was offered the chance to spend several weeks in the South of France. My Uncle was going to drive me down in his vintage MG sports car. There would be sun, sand and, crucially, French girls.
I was too scared of the French girls to go.
What do you regret not doing?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 13:25)
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Mrs ThatcherWhen I was about 11 in the early 80s Margaret Thatcher did a day tour of our county and came to my school. I happened to be in the drama club at the time and she decided to pay us a visit during rehersals. It was very informal and she chatted to a small group of us while Dennis doddered about in the background. I was a bit of an early developer and knew enough about politics to realise that she was bad news for the country. Ever since then I've kicked myself for not taking the opportunity to murder her. I'd have saved the country from at least 8 years of Thatcherite misery, changed global history and have probably got off scott-free due to being under 14. I'd probably be doing the after dinner circuit today instead of slaving away at a proper job.
However that's not my biggest regret- My biggest regret is not having a larger penis.
(, Tue 10 Oct 2006, 17:33, Reply)
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