We sat around drinking and chatting then she looked at him...
This goes back a while to the early 90's and Aunty Jayne was at Uni.

Best female friend, who Aunty Jayne had no feelings for, split up with her boyfriend and she turned to Aunty Jayne for friendship and support. We had some fun doing the things that best friends do after one of them has a break up and we ended up going clubbing together. Aunty Jayne then met a nice girl and snogged her face off, while best friend got very drunk.

The nice girl turned out to be a mere fling and it did not last.

So best friend and Aunty Jayne spent a moody evening chatting about our respective ex partners, when Aunty Jayne is suddenly shocked to hear that best friend has the hots for her. The friendship changes into a relationship that lasts about three months, when Aunty Jayne finds out that best friend is shagging her ex boyfriend still and is promptly dumped.

Time passes and Aunty Jayne leaves Uni, gets a job, goes traveling and returns, single once again. Former best friend bumps into her in the street and suggests putting things right and says sorry. So after a few drinks friendship resumes. A couple of weeks go by and then Best friend once again suggests giving the old relationship a go again. Foolishly Aunty Jayne says yes.

We were sat around drinking Bacardi when Aunty Jayne saw the look between best friend and other friend. Best friend did not look at Aunty Jayne like that...

Then Other friend asks if he can have a go on Aunty Jayne's best friend!

Aunty Jayne was straight down the Clap clinic! Best friend had been rather busy and still was, it would have been easier to cope with had it been for money instead of drugs, with that many people.

Luckily Aunty Jayne was disease free, but that did not stop her telling Ex Best friend that she should get herself checked out because Aunty Jayne had tested positive for something very nasty!

Aunty Jayne is not bitter, not anymore, not since meeting the woman of her dreams and finding true love in the arms of another delicate soul.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 19:30, 5 replies)

FondaAccord thinks talking in the third person makes this hard to read.
(FondaAccord, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 1:57, closed)

Aunty Jayne was feeling rather odd when she wrote that story
The magic was gone though when that girl cheated on me for the first time, but like a stupid needy bitch I hung around and hoped that I could get over the pain of it. Which I never did.

Funny, looking back I can see that actually what I needed was a good friend to give me a bloody good shake and tell me to wake the fuck up! I learned my lesson though and every relationship after that was better, until I met the one.

The one is my partner now and she is lovely, we got engaged last year, properly too, even giving each other matching rings. So happy, I cannot believe that in my past I let a woman treat me like a moron, twice!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:10, closed)

Yep, this whole 3rd person thing makes it sound retarded! Speak properly, you're not 5.
( user_names_suck, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 21:41, closed)

or a pimp...
...or caesar
(flimflam_machine, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 13:23, closed)

3rd person
It rubs the lotion on its skin . . . etc
(BigAndyBee, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:51, closed)