Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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nopefull-on housebrick to the side of the head
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:03,
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My wifes best friends were getting married and we went to Poland for the wedding. At the afters at round 5 in the morning I noticed the bride had a scar on her forehead just above her eyebrow. I asked were she got it. She turned lovingly to her new Husband and said he had did it when they were kids throwing rocks at them from the top of a mountain. MY wife laughed and showed me a scar on her leg she had got from him the same day.
He's mental but the good eternally childish kind. When he came over to the land of ire for a visit his hand was completely bandaged. When I asked why he explained that he had taken apart ten fireworks, put all the gunpowder on a rock and lit it to see what happened.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:28,
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arf!he's either going to invent something brilliant or kill himself!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:43,
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I can imagine him doing both at the same time.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:03,
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