Not mine...
Earlier this week, after a lengthy session in the pub, I challenged a new friend to a game of gay chicken. He accepted, our lips touch for the briefest of moments...

...and I look round to see his girlfriend standing in the middle of a crowd of our laughing acquaintences, staring at him like he'd just shoved his hand up me.

Not yet realising the severity of the situation, we followed her when she started walking in the direction we all had to go to get home. About a minute later, when we realised she was walking on her own, a metres ahead of us, I sent the boyfriend to talk to her.

She dug her nails into his hands and nearly threw him into the road, screaming "I HATE YOU!" at the top of her lungs.

Fair enough, he kissed another man. But it was for drunken lolz, and it only lasted a second.

And here's the best bit... they'd only been going out for 6 days.

Can't see that one lasting long.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 20:30, 7 replies)

Was it everything you were hoping for?

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:50, closed)

"I challenged a new friend to a game of gay chicken"
As you do
(McChinaman banned, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:55, closed)

I am intrigued..
What exactly does Gay Chicken entail?
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:00, closed)

It entails...
...moving in for a kiss, and whoever bails out first is declared a wimp.

Conversely, the other competitor is usually declared a massive gaylord.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 23:07, closed)

LMFAO!
Haven't heard the term "Gaylord" in quite a while.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:48, closed)

soon you'll have him all to yourself :-)
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:56, closed)

Tongues?
and a crafty shaft-grasp?
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:03, closed)