Crappy relationships
"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
I got dumped by text message once.....
Probably shouldn't have cum in her face.
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Nitrous Nitrous, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 21:47,
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Really?
Because for some of us, that would be an added reason to stay! 8D
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Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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tsch! you see, that's what I thought!
and they say romance is dead.
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Nitrous Nitrous, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:24,
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Surprised she didn't drop her phone.
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Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 22:48,
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Have you never heard of text sex?
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Nitrous Nitrous, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:24,
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is this like that new fangled cider sex i keep 'earing about?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:38,
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At least
You came on her face
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lemonadegame, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 23:20,
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