Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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I can pin the moment the magic was finally gonePreparing for the summer weather, with bikinis and what not, my ex was waxing her nethers. She wasn't quite able to get the angle right for the more extreme aspects of her clefts so with a harumph, she tossed me a wax strip, spread her cheeks and said "could you do this bit for me; I can't reach".
Being comfortable is one thing, but I fear that was too much.
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 5:43, 2 replies)
Some people would pay good money for that.** Not me, however.
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Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:59,
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Pffta REAL man would've said 'Certainly darling! And while I'm here, would you pass me the anal bleach?'
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:41, closed)
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