Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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There is magic to start with?Self delusion maybe, before you start to become irritated at:
* the noises they make when they eat,
* the pig-like snort they make when they laugh
* their friends (who invariably fall into the categories of unemployable troglodytes, racists or criminals) and the fact that you've 'got' to be nice to them
* The fact you can't kill them, 'cos you know prison rape will likely be unpleasant
* their mother
* The fact you can't kill her, 'cos you know prison rape will likely be unpleasant
* their obsession with bath salts
* their blind and unconsidered adoption of and agreement to every last one of your opinions and views
* the fact that they hold a thirty minute conversation with you essentially explaining what they had for lunch that day
* the fact that the conversation above is usually followed by another episode of "who said what" at their place of work, and there is no way to end that conversation without an argument!
* The fact that you stopped caring months back, but like a car you bought and hate, you know you've got to keep driving this one until you find a buyer
edit: Length? Well, it's cold out!
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BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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"their blind and unconsidered adoption of and agreement to every last one of your opinions and views"
Sounds OK to me, adhere's to my golden standard of "Big tits, blond hair and no opinions"
You might not like that, but you will learn to agree with it.
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but......having no mind of their own result in mind numbing conversation or an addiction to reality TV. I'll take the odd disagreement over a long and dull conversation about X-factor or Ugly Betty any day of the week!
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BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:16,
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^thank fuck the missus likes horror films
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 9:54,
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:)I'll use this line if you do not mind.
IT'S FUCKING SPOT ON.
to be honest I demand this level of attention from a girl.
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