More on text messages
My friend's next-door neighbour is single, and recently professed an interest after meeting me last year just after her break-up.

When my friend suggested I give her a call I did, but when she then sent me a text an hour later it contained "u", "c", "2nite", "wud", "cud", "txt", and "no" (for "know").

That's when I knew the relationship was over.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:38, 5 replies)

Aaarrgghh!
This makes my blood boil. In my experience, people who write in 'textspeak' tend to be divided into two categories: people who think it's 'cool' and 'sexy' to forget how to spell; and genuine thickos who don't know any better. Either way I want nothing to do with them.

N.B. people who genuinely have trouble spelling or even who are dyslexic are excluded from this definition, as they at least make the effort and in 99% of cases spell better than the above example anyway.
( .Yeti., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:58, closed)

cnt help bt agree with u m8

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 15:41, closed)

I have friends who are teachers
who text in such a manner.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 23 Oct 2010, 16:43, closed)

even worse is when desperate gilrs put 'TB' on the end of every. fucking. text.
TB standibg for text back, of course.
What the fuck else do they think I'm going to do?
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:50, closed)

I thought it
meant they had Tuberculosis...I love a good Lung Oyster!
(Daw the Cunt Deffiency in keeping Wind since 1970, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 20:54, closed)