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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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It was obviously a bad idea from the start
But one day, my GF and i were walking somewhere and bored. One of us (i can't remember) suggested that we rate each other for certain categories, a la Top Trumps. A short while later it was decided that the categories would be:


I gave the GF pretty good marks all round, with excellent marks for "Body" and "personality" (well, you've got to, right?).
I was pleasantly surprised by the marks i got for my physical attributes. I am not particularly modest but would never have scored myself 9s for looks and body. She then, in all honesty, scored me a 3 for personality. A 3. Not even a 5, as in "i don't particularly like your personality, but i appreciate less than 5 could be quite insulting". Just a straight 3.

She still married me though, and still is married to me. Thank Darwin for shallow women!
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:21, 2 replies)
That just gave me a wonderful laugh!
Cheers and clickety x
(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 22:25, closed)
I expect we'd all score a three
if we're honest.

As my sort-of-ex puts it: "No other woman would put up with you".
(, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:09, closed)

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