It was obviously a bad idea from the start
But one day, my GF and i were walking somewhere and bored. One of us (i can't remember) suggested that we rate each other for certain categories, a la Top Trumps. A short while later it was decided that the categories would be:

Looks
Body
Intelligence
Personality

I gave the GF pretty good marks all round, with excellent marks for "Body" and "personality" (well, you've got to, right?).
I was pleasantly surprised by the marks i got for my physical attributes. I am not particularly modest but would never have scored myself 9s for looks and body. She then, in all honesty, scored me a 3 for personality. A 3. Not even a 5, as in "i don't particularly like your personality, but i appreciate less than 5 could be quite insulting". Just a straight 3.

She still married me though, and still is married to me. Thank Darwin for shallow women!
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:21, 2 replies)

That just gave me a wonderful laugh!
Cheers and clickety x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 22:25, closed)

I expect we'd all score a three
if we're honest.

As my sort-of-ex puts it: "No other woman would put up with you".
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 14:09, closed)