Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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The worst possible line to a lovesick college boy"I think of you as a brother."
This was after her friends left her an apartment for two weeks (they honeymooned) and we played house. We left technical virgins, but she was the first woman I literally slept with overnight and did certain other things with.
Because I was lovesick and hopeful, I didn't say what went through my mind (and I should have):
"You obviously come from a much closer family than I do."
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(, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:09, 2 replies)
families who lay together, stay togetheror so i've heard....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 17:35,
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You might have done better if she'd thought of you as a "daddy".(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 24 Oct 2010, 1:09,
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