Whisper softly in my ear, say the words I dread to hear....
Doesn't involve me directly but worth a mench, I think - yrsnyrs ago there was a girl living - or regularly visiting her boyfriend - somewhere up the road from me who had a healthy horizontal appetite, and who was LOUD. Seriously, crockery rattlingly, stuff your ears with cotton wool, turn on the radio and stick the pillow over your head loud. Her other half was clearly either extremely talented, or had a jazz cucumber that should have been reclassified as a marrow. So,you get the idea. Loud.

Anyway, after a few weeks of this, and after the usual nightime broadcast of groans, screams, wails etc, she yells out "I LOVE YOU". This was followed by complete utter silence. Never heard a thing again.

Struck me as quite sad.....
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 17:54, 5 replies)

I like this
probably because of the term "jazz cucumber"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:40, closed)

I second this

(anvil, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:47, closed)

I like this
Because it once again proves that girls are emotional creatures that need to think logically
(lemonadegame, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 23:56, closed)

I think this is the best story I've heard on here in a while
*click*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:29, closed)

*click*
for the structure and language as much as the story itself. thanks for sharing, i will now do some work as it's waaaaaaaaaay past my lunch hour.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:14, closed)

Aw, thanks everyone.
I am quite touched!
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:18, closed)