Crappy relationships"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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His girlfriend got cancerand died. He kept the body and recieved fellatio for nine years.
I think is what he's saying.
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I'd like to know when QOTW stopped being a repository for amusing anecdotes,and turned into a dick-waving contest about who can tell the most traumatic lie.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 19:59,
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When has it been anything otherthan traumatic lies and dick-waving?
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:56,
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Unless you feel traumatised by said lie, it's not actually a 'traumatic lie' - it's merely a lie about a trauma.
A subtle distinction, granted, but I felt it was worth mentioning.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:45,
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No it wasn't worth mentioning, you useless idiot.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 4:00,
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The mention didn't have worth; but it was worth mentioning.(, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 9:53, closed)
Couldn'tagree more.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 20:00,
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