Did you not develop the need to get stabby-stabby when you found them?
i would.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:43, 1 reply)

Held it in check, thankfully
I'd like to think I was the better person even if I did threaten him with guitar-based death
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 11:47, closed)

You were going to bore him to death with your rendition of 'Wonderwall'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:07, closed)

Come on
There's few crimes that deserve Wonderwall.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:13, closed)

I think you'll find...
It's "...there're ...".
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:05, closed)

Not if you're using vernacular.
Dear Christ must concerns of grammatical illucidation be all?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:57, closed)

It is vernacular to use aks...
... it would also appear to be (my) vernacular to pronounce "to" and "too" differently -- perhaps we should also just use "there" for "their" and "ther're" also? Perhaps that's just "me predudices" from "wat ma muvva learned me"?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 18:14, closed)

LOL
ROLF

PMSL
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:18, closed)

Guitar-based death
...is that 'stairway to heaven' played on your £90 Encore electric from Argos over and over again whilst he's tied down?

Got a great vision in my head.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:55, closed)

As per reply above
"Get the fuck out of my flat or I'll decapitate you with this Telecaster" (held menacingly by the neck)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:35, closed)