dear cousin
my relationship with you has bee fraught, to say the least. for over 30 years, i've put up with your tears, your paranoia, your ridiculously childish behavious and your complete self-centred obsession with turning every situation, conversation or comment into a slur against you. i've turned against other family members in your defence more times than i can count. i've suffered months of sleepless nights, worrying how to cope with your problems because you don't want to admit they exist. i've kept my feelings to myself whilst you've spent the last 10 years stalking your ex, trying to destroy his marriage, in an effort to "make his bitch of a wife realise what a cunt he is and how he's still not over me".
yeah, right, HE'S not over YOU.
after today, though, i refuse to put up with your headwrecking shit any more. you phoned me last night because my sister was talking to a mate of hers who you also kow. obviously, they MUST have been talking about you. you know i've been suffering from crippling stress headaches for a few months now, you also know i don't need your particular brand of crazy right now. i told you i had a headache and could't deal with your problems last night. you knew i was upset and you seemed fine with it.
i wasn't expecting the nasty message you sent earlier, telling me how selfish i am and how you're done with all of us(who the us are, i'm not sure).
the only magic in our relationship was your magical ability to constantly delude yourself, but i'm sick of it now.
you can handle your own mess from here on out.

sorry for lack of humour, but i'm REALLY not in the mood.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 17:52, 11 replies)

Does your cousin put out?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Oct 2010, 18:18, closed)

she's living with some poor mug
and she's put 6 stones on in 6 months
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 18:19, closed)

PHWOAR!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:14, closed)

she certainly puts on then

( miltonlives on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 20:53, closed)

ha!
cousins are your specialist subject.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:11, closed)

*Slow handclap*
Yes little rofy, that was the joke.
*Pats on head*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:16, closed)

she'll be back putting up with in a week.

(waxdart hello., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 19:54, closed)

not a chance
the whining bitch just sent another message saying she's done nothing but support me.
well, she's partly right.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 21:04, closed)

You go girl ...
Ditching a shag is a doddle compared to ditching a rellie.
(Que?, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:42, closed)

until she gets help, she's cut off
that should be quite some time.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:47, closed)

So did you send this to her too?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:48, closed)