Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!
Many years ago, I went out with a chef. Kitchens are merely vice dens with food. You couldn't move for people bonking and snorting coke in the store room. And the things they did with the food...
My personal vice was chocolate mousse - I remember it being very calming in all the chaos around me. I think they put things in it.
Tell us your stories of working in kitchens, bars and the rest of the nightmare that is the catering trade.
( , Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:58)
Many years ago, I went out with a chef. Kitchens are merely vice dens with food. You couldn't move for people bonking and snorting coke in the store room. And the things they did with the food...
My personal vice was chocolate mousse - I remember it being very calming in all the chaos around me. I think they put things in it.
Tell us your stories of working in kitchens, bars and the rest of the nightmare that is the catering trade.
( , Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:58)
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Not me, my friend Tina...
... worked as a cleaner in her boyfriend's mum's cafe. Shit wage and boring job, so she wasn't keen, but she was practically part of the family so she didn't complain.
On her last day (her and her boyfriend broke up) working, she was just about to go take an early finish, when she was sent to the bloke's toilets. Some guy's food had disagreed with him. And he missed the toilet. Possibly because his food was exiting from both ends, and the toilet bowl couldn't really cater for both orifices.
She's glad she left :)
( , Fri 21 Jul 2006, 11:37, Reply)
... worked as a cleaner in her boyfriend's mum's cafe. Shit wage and boring job, so she wasn't keen, but she was practically part of the family so she didn't complain.
On her last day (her and her boyfriend broke up) working, she was just about to go take an early finish, when she was sent to the bloke's toilets. Some guy's food had disagreed with him. And he missed the toilet. Possibly because his food was exiting from both ends, and the toilet bowl couldn't really cater for both orifices.
She's glad she left :)
( , Fri 21 Jul 2006, 11:37, Reply)
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