Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!Many years ago, I went out with a chef. Kitchens are merely vice dens with food. You couldn't move for people bonking and snorting coke in the store room. And the things they did with the food...
My personal vice was chocolate mousse - I remember it being very calming in all the chaos around me. I think they put things in it.
Tell us your stories of working in kitchens, bars and the rest of the nightmare that is the catering trade.
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chthonic, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:58)
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Staff partiesI used to work for a bar in the north east, sadly been taken over now and therefore nowhere near as much fun to work for.
All sorts of fun and amusing things happened, some of which are below :o)
one of the chefs falling asleep on the stage and us sellotaping him to the floor
my boss getting pissed, taking off all of his clothes and relieving himself against one of the big windows - inside!
my boss drunkenly falling asleep, again naked, on top of the hot plate in the kitchen. as it was cold he switched a few burners on on the cooker
riding around the function room on a member of staff's little electrc scooter
a female memeber of staff getting very drunk and copping off with a regular who has a jeremy beadle arm and a face like an egg with teeth. she was packaged off in a taxi, but returned a couple of hours later covered in curry.
moving the untaxed car of one of the regulars by bouncing and lifting it, and balancing it on some concrete steps (the office next door rang the police the next morning as they thought it was stolen and abandoned - they police towed it!)
a chef falling asleep in the bosses chair so having his ears painted with tippex
regular monday night staff beer-mat throwing wars in the bar
i know i've got more stories but my mind has gone blank! apologies for the size of my portion
(, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 15:24, Reply)
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