Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!Many years ago, I went out with a chef. Kitchens are merely vice dens with food. You couldn't move for people bonking and snorting coke in the store room. And the things they did with the food...
My personal vice was chocolate mousse - I remember it being very calming in all the chaos around me. I think they put things in it.
Tell us your stories of working in kitchens, bars and the rest of the nightmare that is the catering trade.
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chthonic, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:58)
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Special SauceI can't imagine that most restaurant employees would find kitchens so irresistably erotic that they had to contantly masturbate into the food.
However, when we worked in McDonalds we all had to wear plastic gloves in the kitchen, for hygiene reasons. But they became too slippery to hold onto anything, so the solution? Rip the fingers off. And i saw more than one beatle fall into a cheeseburger. (Ringo and Paul har har).
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 11:52,
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