Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!Many years ago, I went out with a chef. Kitchens are merely vice dens with food. You couldn't move for people bonking and snorting coke in the store room. And the things they did with the food...
My personal vice was chocolate mousse - I remember it being very calming in all the chaos around me. I think they put things in it.
Tell us your stories of working in kitchens, bars and the rest of the nightmare that is the catering trade.
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chthonic, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:58)
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A little place down in KentMcWankalds... "Bob" as we shall call him comes up with the great idea that his friend, "Dave", should piss on a burger.
Dave has a sudden concience attack and suddenly diverts his piss out of the open window (in a 2 story building).
Cue screams of "oh my fucking god!" and "aaah, shit, this is horrible!"
The fun...
Yes, by the way, there really is a 2 story McDonalds, and the kitchen just happened to be topside..
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 2:09, Reply)
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