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Many years ago, I went out with a chef. Kitchens are merely vice dens with food. You couldn't move for people bonking and snorting coke in the store room. And the things they did with the food...

My personal vice was chocolate mousse - I remember it being very calming in all the chaos around me. I think they put things in it.

Tell us your stories of working in kitchens, bars and the rest of the nightmare that is the catering trade.

(, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 9:58)
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I am not a lesbian
Worked in my mate's restaurant... michelin star, no less.

Mate is married to the head chef who decides to tell all his underlings that me and his wife are having a lesbian affair... I rolled my eyes a bit at this but then joined in (not actually having an affair with my married best mate) but it was funny winding up the 17 year old commis chef, though.

One day the head chef had the commis on his own and he'd pre-warned me to walk in just as he said 'you'll never guess what I walked in on...' so I walk in and go 'I told you not to say anything!' and our commis couldn't look his bosses in the eyes for days, even resorting to falling in the freezer to get out of a conversation with my mate!

And they never did dispel the myth. So there are a few people out there who still believe me and my friend are 'more than just friends...'
(, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 21:14, Reply)

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