Not me but classic
A friend of mine works in a shearing hotel serving cheap holidays for old fogies who occasionally redecorate the bathrooms and die.

His boss is a right twunt and loves to think of himself as some sort of god for working 90 hour weeks and earning rubbish money. Anyways they are always at each other throats and it is not uncommon for them to be scrapping in front of guests. One particularly funny revenge he took was to put his boss's car for sale in Scot-ads (a free national ads paper) for 500 quid, was probably worth about 8k, resulting in many enquiries. When his boss found out about this he went nuts and gave him a written warning which he then framed and put up on the wall beside all the awards the hotel had won for all to see!
(noah472, Fri 14 May 2004, 1:47, Reply)