Victim takes revenge!
When first dating my wife in 1983, her ex used to cause all kinds of grief for me – making hoax complaints to my employer, telling a security guard I’d been shoplifting, etc, etc. He even tried to pay someone to beat me up – the joke was that the “hitman” and I thought it all rather pathetic and we became good mates. He also used to follow us around on his motorbike and when we'd parked he'd put a 6 inch nail in my car tyre. Later the same day he'd then take great delight in pulling up on his bike whilst we stuck at the side of the road changing the flat tyre and then laugh at me before driving off before I had a chance to smack him.

Fast forward 18 years to 2001 and we are now on vacation in the UK having emigrated to Australia in 1988. Found out that he is now a real estate salesman so we arranged to view several upmarket properties with him (he didn’t recognise me or my wife). Gleefully enjoyed finding fault with everything he showed us and managed to slip outside of the last viewing to place two 6 inch nails under his car tyres. Then made sure that he got a few minutes head start on us and headed home. Soon found him at the roadside with 2 flat tyres and pulled over. He looked so pleased that I’d stopped to “help”, but instead I started to tell him how awful it was to have such a stunt pulled on you and that some c**t used to do the same to me all those years ago. Then told him “Funny thing mate, that c**t had the same name as you”. The look on his face as it gradually dawned on him was f**cking priceless. Laughed at him and drove off!

The fact that my wife is even more drop dead gorgeous now than she was when she dumped him just adds salt to the wound!!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 14 May 2004, 17:48, Reply)